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  • It’s gonna be legen…wait for it…dary. Legendary.
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    Who: BARNEY STINSON From: How I met your mother
    When: 2006

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    Added by: Jac Lee

  • We can’t stop here. This is bat country.
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    Who: Raoul Duke From: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
    When: 1998

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    Added by: TimPietrusky

  • When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead.
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    Who: Barney Stinson From: How I Met Your Mother S2E1
    When: 2008

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    Added by: Druga Florin

  • I should have been a pair of ragged claws
    Scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
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    Who: T.S. Eliot From: The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock
    When: 1920

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    Added by: “Booger Jones”

  • What business is it of your where I’m from, friend-o?
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    Who: Anton Chigurh From: No Country For Old Men
    When: 2007

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks

  • The higher up the ladder you climb, the wobblier it gets.
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    Who: Todd Logan From: Ben & Jerry's
    When: 2002

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    Added by: Todd Logan

  • I’m so humbled by a girl’s ability to let me do her, ‘cuz honestly I’d have sex with a pile of manure.
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    Who: The Lonely Island From: Turtleneck & Chain
    When: 2011

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks

  • DAVY JONES. GIANT SQUID.
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    Who: Michael Bolton From: Lonely Island - Turtleneck and Chain
    When: 2011

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks

  • Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.
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    Who: Peter Griffin From: Family Guy
    When: 2004

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks

  • I hate purity. Hate goodness. I don’t want virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone corrupt.
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    Who: Winston Smith From: 1984
    When: 1948

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks

  • I am stronger than Mensa, Miller and Mailer… I spat out Plath and Pinter.
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    Who: Manic Street Preachers From: The Holy Bible
    When: 1994

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks

  • Berlin is so ugly in the morning light.
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    Who: Beirut From: The Flying Club Cup
    When: 2007

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks

  • Where’s Wallace at?
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    Who: D'Angelo Barksdale From: The Wire
    When: 2005

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks

  • A man sees God in his car… he crashes.
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    Who: Jacques 'Jacques' Liverot From: The Day Today
    When: 1994

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks

  • You kissed me on the forehead, now this kiss has given me concussion.
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    Who: Camera Obscura From: My Maudlin Career
    When: 2009

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks

  • I’m sorry, I have an erection. I think it’s the sound of the skateboard.
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    Who: Tracy Jordan From: 30 Rock
    When: 2010

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks

  • Summertime, and the livin’s easy.
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    Who: Sublime From: probably Venice Beach
    When: 1996

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    Added by: kenny

  • You forget what you want to remember, and you remember what you want to forget.
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    Who: Cormac McCarthy From: The Road
    When: 2006

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    Added by: Creepy

  • I hate California girls.
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    Who: The Magnetic Fields From: Distortion
    When: 2008

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks

  • What you’re talkin’ ’bout is pure.
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    Who: Idaho From: Hearts of Palm
    When: 2000

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks

  • These past six months I’ve been hiding behind a moustache.
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    Who: Why? From: Alopecia
    When: 2008

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks

  • Soup won’t be computerised in 20 years… it’s liquid.
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    Who: Sylvie From: Me and You and Everyone We Know
    When: 2005

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks

  • This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
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    Who: T.S. Eliot From: The Hollow Men
    When: 1925

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks

  • We’ve got heads on sticks. You’ve got ventriloquists.
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    Who: Radiohead From: Kid A
    When: 2000

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks

  • Yeah, a landlord’s dream: a paralyzed tenant with no tongue.
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    Who: Det. David Mills From: Se7en
    When: 1995

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks

  • A bee bit my bottom and now my bottom is big.
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    Who: Homer Simpson From: The Simpsons
    When: 1993

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks

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